By Sam Slade
I've been working on this case for the last 20-plus years. Word on the street was that
the 8-hour day died back in the early 70s. I was hired to find out. No one wanted to
believe it, we all grew up figuring it would live forever.
Not all of us really worked the 8-hour day, of course. The farm fields are still filled
with weathered hulks of humanity forced to bust their butts for what seems like an
eternity. For them the 8-hour day never died because it was never born to begin with.
Some of us were lucky enough to win an 8-hour day. We could even raise a family on it.
But that was years ago. Personal income's been falling ever since that B-movie actor stole
our hearts, and the White House.
The phone rang. It split my head like a rusty knife, cutting through the gin fog that I
fell asleep in. The clock said 4 a.m. The phone said it was the cops. They'd found what I
was looking for. When I got there, the body was smeared on the floor. It was dressed in
what looked like a pile of dirty laundry. Its head was mashed like a potato and blood,
black as crank case oil, flowed from it like an Exxon slick.
The coroner's boys said it had been bludgeoned by chronic unemployment, beaten by
part-time jobs, and flattened by working two, maybe three jobs just to make ends meet. The
ends never met.
The 8-hour day is dead. Some still struggle to revive it. They refuse to be locked up
in a prison of sweat just to fatten some boss with a dollar sign for a face. Thankfully,
my work day is over. I've got a date with a girl named gin.
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